only to herd them and wrangle them into shape.
and sometimes... I'm just quiet.
“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.” - Monty Python
But Scientists Found a Zombie Virus in the Permafrost.
AND we’re still going through the tail end of a pandemic.
Amongst my friends, we’ve had a running joke about who the top 5 people are you would save in the aforementioned zombie hellscape. I’ve been in the top 3 of pretty much all my friends. I’m disabled and they’re still going to save me.
So what's the first thing you would do? Be honest…
Me, included. I mean, I have a rule about the exact steps I take when shit goes really sideways.
First thing?
Depending on how big the shitshow is, for 5 minutes, I give myself permission to panic, freak the fuck out, hyperventilate… you get the drift. But I also promise myself that when the emergency is over, I get to have a complete and utter meltdown… for days.
Next, I assess. Then I plan. Finally, I execute.
Spoiler: I’ve never taken myself up on that offer. But when Covid becomes truly endemic, my meltdown will be... mostly like a spa vacation. The stress, man.
Over the next few blogs, I’m going to talk about the Zombie apocalypse.
Why?
Accidents, Disasters, and $hitshows happen. Being even a smidge prepared can bring your stress level down. Ask me how I know?
So next up… let’s assess.
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